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Xiara Sampler ($5.95) What, exactly, does Xiara contain? Like Spam, the true contents of Xiara will remain unknown forever. However, as much as we here at Xiara like to keep you in suspense - almost as much as we enjoy calling ourselves "we" when "we" are in fact only one person - we've put together a sampler of some of the things you'll find in the Incredible Xiara Anthology©. 1 Ferret, with supernatural abilities 1 Blue Ribbon, knee-length 1 Zen Master, highly perturbed If you don't find them, then you either haven't looked hard enough, or we haven't actually added that bit yet. Thank you and enjoy your stay here at the Xiara Institute*. That wasn't very helpful. Please take me somewhere else. Like the Bahamas, preferably, or at least to the Contents. Footnotes: * The Xiara Institute for the Criminally Inane. **There actually isn't a second footnote, but I think it looks better with two.

Author: Aaron Holt (aah57 at email dot byu dot edu)