Intro Sampler Contents Humor Non-Humor Downdates Lynx Hey! There are supposed to be more links over here! I guess you're just not important enough to get a COOL navigation bar. Maybe you should have paid for the full thing instead of getting the cheapskate version.

Lynx I.e. Take me away from this unholy place! So, you want to go somewhere else, EH? XIARA just not good enough for you, EH? Fine. Leave. And take your lousy web browser with you! Lunkwill.Org is a WikiWikiWikiWebWossname created by my older brother, wot knows fings and such. Check it out, but only if you agree not to disclose whatever knowledge you may gain from it. A man of la la land or something like that. Land of Murk and Married Men. The long-disused, infrequently updated site of my good friend, Thomas P. Doggett. If he updates it, I might remove the above sophomoric humor that pokes fun at its expense (wink wink, nudge nudge). The Land of... uh... it's a surprise. This is, um, a really good site. Yeah. A, uh, Friend of Mine did it. Not me. Keen site, though, eh? Footnotes: Shya, right. Like I'm going to entertain you with footnotes when you're leaving my site for something better. Looks like you'll just have to live without my footnotes. I know you'll come crawling back to me, Henry Higgins. Cry me a river... I will survive! What? You're still here? I knew you'd never leave me! (sniff, smile)

Author: Aaron Holt (aah57 at email dot byu dot edu)