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The Land of Xiara The Land of Xiara, shrouded in myth and mystery, in ambiguity and alliteration, and also, ultimately, shrouded in an actual shroud, is reputed to contain, among other things, the solution to every social illness, every moral dilemma, and every personal problem known to man**. It is said to be a land of wonder and beauty, a land of peace and melody (harmony was taken), a land of run-on sentences, a land of 0.0% APR and 15,000 free miles, and a land of millions of dollars in cash prizes with no money down. Exactly who it is that says all this is a also a mystery, because you'd think that if they'd found it, they'd stay there instead of coming back and telling people how great it was. In any case, this is NOT the Land of Xiara. However, it IS the infamous Home Page of Xiara. You won't find any solutions here, but you might find some precipitates. Quick, Batman, to the Contents! Footnotes: *Preferably washed, of course. **As well as several known to women.

Author: Aaron Holt (aah57 at email dot byu dot edu)